THE ART OF WRITING IN THE RAIN

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I want to live in a world where when a chicken crosses the road, it's intentions are not questioned.

David Letterman Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs President Obama Needs A Vacation

10. Seems slightly less awesome than usual

9. Put $50 billion in bailout funds on Gonzaga to win the NCAA Tournament

8. Now says, "nucular"

7. Last week he accidentally smoked a number 2 pencil

6. Already endorsed Hillary for 2012

5. Today's economic meeting was run by his mother-in-law

4. At this point in his presidency, George W. Bush was already on his fifth vacation

3. Requested a meeting with "that blue naked dude from 'Watchmen'"

2. Been calling Sarah Palin for advice

1. Since inauguration, hasn't given Michelle a "stimulus package"

Dave Letterman Joke

"Here's how the NCAA tournament works: it starts at 65, then goes to 64, then 32, then 16, then 8, then 4, then 1. It's just like General Motors stock."

Scott Boras Able To Get Manny Ramirez $20 Billion In Economic Stimulus Money

WASHINGTON—After a series of closed-door talks, Scott Boras, the agent known for representing the highest-paid players in baseball, set another record for the game's largest contract when he finalized Manny Ramirez's $20 billion agreement with the United States federal government on Thursday.

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Economic Stimulus Money

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Cool Ad Watch

I just can't decide if this is so wrong or just damn funny.


http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/01/cool-ad-watch-1.html

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We Should Have Paid More Attention

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Letterman Presents Final "Great Moments In Presidential Speeches" Montage (VIDEO)

Funny stuff no matter what your politics are.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/16/letterman-presents-final_n_158705.html

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Incompetent Staff Feels Underappreciated

I know too many people like this.


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