THE ART OF WRITING IN THE RAIN

David Letterman Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs President Obama Needs A Vacation

10. Seems slightly less awesome than usual

9. Put $50 billion in bailout funds on Gonzaga to win the NCAA Tournament

8. Now says, "nucular"

7. Last week he accidentally smoked a number 2 pencil

6. Already endorsed Hillary for 2012

5. Today's economic meeting was run by his mother-in-law

4. At this point in his presidency, George W. Bush was already on his fifth vacation

3. Requested a meeting with "that blue naked dude from 'Watchmen'"

2. Been calling Sarah Palin for advice

1. Since inauguration, hasn't given Michelle a "stimulus package"

Just Wondering...

 Does Earth Hour really work or is it a ploy for for us to buy more candles?

Dave Letterman Joke

"Here's how the NCAA tournament works: it starts at 65, then goes to 64, then 32, then 16, then 8, then 4, then 1. It's just like General Motors stock."

Quote Of The Day

We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them. - Abigail Adams

Sounds Like The United States Congress.

Quote Of The Day

"I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake and it lead to a mess" - Angelina Jolie

Quote Of The Day

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside" - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros