10. Seems slightly less awesome than usual
9. Put $50 billion in bailout funds on Gonzaga to win the NCAA Tournament
8. Now says, "nucular"
7. Last week he accidentally smoked a number 2 pencil
6. Already endorsed Hillary for 2012
5. Today's economic meeting was run by his mother-in-law
4. At this point in his presidency, George W. Bush was already on his fifth vacation
3. Requested a meeting with "that blue naked dude from 'Watchmen'"
2. Been calling Sarah Palin for advice
1. Since inauguration, hasn't given Michelle a "stimulus package"
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